Adolph Ochs - A Pointless Biography Author Comments: WARNING: You may learn something from this. If you don't want to learn anything, RUN AWAY. Niraj told me to post this. I really didn't want to post this, but since he thought it was funny, apparently everyone will think it's funny. This is a half-true/half-insane biography of Adolph Ochs that I made up for journalism class. There's a lot of journalism inside jokes that will make some people laugh and others cringe. It parodies movies like Shattered Glass and Wayne's World (I guess one makes up for the other).