also available on youtube (but then you can't see the cute preloader I made :P) IT'S DONE~! this is what the teaser images were for. (also I am excited because this is like the first time in my life that I've gotten a preloader to work correctly u_u) ----- This is a Fenris-based adaptation of the Andy Samberg/SNL Digital Short I Threw It On the Ground. If you haven't seen the video yet, GO DO SO IMMEDIATELY YOUR LIFE WILL THANK YOU. I was originally going to do the rap myself, but I think AT&T Lab's US Mike does a nicer job ;) If you were hoping to see me draw Fenris again voluntarily in the next month or so... 'snot going to happen. I'm all Fenris'ed out! ----- full lyrics I was chillin' out in my mansion And I find in the cellar a vintage bottle of Agreggio Pavali "Pour this for the guests" Man, I'm not gonna pour your wine I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be a slave to the mages Man! Drink that vintage in another mage's house At the elven alienage with my so-called boyfriend He finds a book in a sack Says it's my life Man, this ain't my life This is a plot quest I threw it on the ground What you think I'm stupid I'm not a slave to the mages I'm an elf not a book Then Hawke hands me a Tevinter sword of mercy What you want me to do with this? Magic? Mercy to the ground I threw the sword Hawke equipped too Don't ask me about Tevinter, jackass So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT Hadrianna tries to tell me where my sister lives GROUND Nobody wants to hear your lies, witch Then that night I go to Hawke's house Turned out my romance was active And I did him in the butthole He fell to the ground And I didn't let up Doin' him in the butthole Over and over And then after the fade to black Something red's tied to my wrist The moral of the story is, You can't trust the mages! Man!