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intro

also available on youtube
(but then you can't see the cute preloader I made :P)

IT'S DONE~!
this is what the teaser images were for.
(also I am excited because this is like the first time in my life that I've gotten a preloader to work correctly u_u)

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This is a Fenris-based adaptation of the Andy Samberg/SNL Digital Short I Threw It On the Ground.

If you haven't seen the video yet, GO DO SO IMMEDIATELY YOUR LIFE WILL THANK YOU.

I was originally going to do the rap myself, but I think AT&T Lab's US Mike does a nicer job ;)

If you were hoping to see me draw Fenris again voluntarily in the next month or so... 'snot going to happen. I'm all Fenris'ed out!
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full lyrics

I was chillin' out in my mansion
And I find in the cellar a vintage bottle of Agreggio Pavali
"Pour this for the guests"
Man, I'm not gonna pour your wine

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be a slave to the mages
Man! Drink that vintage in another mage's house

At the elven alienage with my so-called boyfriend
He finds a book in a sack
Says it's my life
Man, this ain't my life
This is a plot quest

I threw it on the ground
What you think I'm stupid
I'm not a slave to the mages
I'm an elf not a book

Then Hawke hands me a Tevinter sword of mercy
What you want me to do with this? Magic?
Mercy to the ground
I threw the sword Hawke equipped too
Don't ask me about Tevinter, jackass

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT

Hadrianna tries to tell me where my sister lives
GROUND
Nobody wants to hear your lies, witch

Then that night I go to Hawke's house
Turned out my romance was active
And I did him in the butthole
He fell to the ground
And I didn't let up
Doin' him in the butthole
Over and over

And then after the fade to black
Something red's tied to my wrist
The moral of the story is,
You can't trust the mages!
Man!

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